We’re so happy to see you. Man, you look good. And your computer face: it’s so… intoxicatingly intense. The way you’re looking at this page it’s like… there’s a real connection here, right? You feel it too, don’t you? Let’s hold hands. Woo, it’s like, really insane this instant connection we’ve formed. It’s as if we’ve always known each other.

But if this is your first time at the Dewey Donation System, welcome! Look around and help make a difference. You’re about to make so many friends. (Not to mention score some wicked-good Karma.)

If you’ve helped in the past, it’s nice to see you again. Oh, and um…Dewey requested we not talk about that holiday party we all had last year where he thought it was a costume party and came dressed up as microfiche. Hilarious, yes. But he’s still accusing us of doing it on purpose. He’s so touchy.

Well, what are you waiting for? Click something and go change some lives!